The Department of Disclaimers Department at TOBY HEAVY INDUSTRIES LTD., here to refered to as DDD, has forced me to provide you, the potential customers, with certain supersensitive industrial secrets heretofore never revealed to the unsuspecting and easily misled puplic. To wit: The charming and extraodinary cards and booklets which TOBY HEAVY INDUSTRIES LIMITED hawks on this site, and AS VIEWED ON THE SCREEN BEFORE YOU, may or may not exactly look just about but pretty darn near thereabouts to the real object should you be lucky and discriminating enough to purchase one in the near future and actually hold one in your hand and look at with your very own eyes, as prices and availability are subject to change with out notice. Please make out checks and money orders payable to: IAN C. SHORT.

The colors on your screen are subtractive hues based on the RGB system. Watch out! They're shining directly into your eyes and appear very vivid and super bright. Printed colors such as those on TOBY CARDS, on the other hand, are based on 4 or 6 color CMYK process systems. The colors you see are reflected off the paper with light from whatever crumby source you happen to be using. Anyway, the two color systems are different. So just give us some slack. OK?

And another thing. I print each card out individually. Heavy stock is a bit fussy to feed through my little Epson, so I don't walk away while it's working its little heart out to produce these exceptionally refined examples of contemporary art. I'm also apt to react to the color and image on my screen and tweek or even alter them drastically. You can see this in a couple of the cards shown. LIve with it.

There! That should keep the pencil pushers over at DDD quiet for another week or so! Thank You.